two bunns and two canine bros

Kitchen Dwellers

2005-11-30T15:37:00.000+08:00

Eh, we moved too. Now we dont have kobe dragging our poo laden tray out. We were given the whole kitchen to ourselves. Cashew was abit scared when papa put her in the kitchen corner, she didnt know how to come back to the cage! She peeeed there and froze.

I'm happy with my new found freedom and most of all, there is no kobe the naughty boy chasing us. :D I bet we will get clean toilets more often now ;).

A new chapter in my life

2005-11-30T14:51:00.000+08:00

Papa is now officially married. He now brings me away from home every night and tells me that the new place is where I should call home. Although I'm still with my papa, but I still miss my old room, kobe, grandma and aunty mari. Im still trying to get used to turning left when i exit from the lift instead of turning right, to eating breakfast before my morning walk, to getting food at the table from grandma, to finding food in the dustbin, to smelling new scents on the grass downstairs.... I even miss kobe biting away at my ear....

Well, looking on the bright side, I still have my papa mama and I have their undivided attention every night! And in the day, I will be brought back to old home to play with kobe. So I guess I get the best of both worlds.

Papa always ask me what I learn in school in the evening, I just look at him, almost ashamed that I have not learnt anything but have been playing the whole day away. :D Papa talks to me every night and i just lie next to him when he watches tv.

Yesterday when papa was walking me, papa fell into the drain! I wonder what THAT cat must be thinking. I looked at papa, almost amused, mama giggled and said "no wonder kaizer is like that!" :D

This is my family, my new life.

I believe I can fly!

2005-07-02T23:47:00.000+08:00

It has been a month since Byblos visited us. I must admit that when Byblos comes, my kid brother spends all his time playing with byblos that he forgets about me. Sigh... I dont quite enjoy when Byblos comes, but papa seems to like to bring him home. I am too old to play rough with Kobe all the time, so Byblos actually did come in handy. When I try to stop Byblos from getting too rough with Kobe, he actually snaps at me! I think there is a generation gap. I cant keep up with those 2, so I spend most of my time resting with papa when Byblos is around.

Some pictures of us playing at the void deck..

However, I am beginning to have more confidence in myself when suddenly I realised that I can do something that Kobe cant! I can jump through hoops! :D
That has earned me quite some praises from grandma and papa. It has also earned me quite abit of biscuits! Kobe looks at me in admiration. I feel good. I feel I am alpha again.

Annual Event

2005-06-12T16:30:00.000+08:00

Today we celebrated water festival. This only happens once in a blue moon or when papa and mama thinks it should happen.
I hate it.. Uncle Cocoa hates it too. I mean we groom ourselves all the time! Why do we need to bathe! Our nails get shortened automatically by our relentless scratching and our dirty fur molts all the time!

Me 'enjoying' my bath..

Cocoa got it worse, he got SPA treatment.. :D

Coerced to Blog

2005-06-12T16:19:00.000+08:00

Due to popular demand, I have to miss some of my play time to blog what has been going on im my life this past month.

Well, the most significant happening was that I was awarded top marks in my test! Remember I was blogging about me going for basic training? Well, I scored top marks, but I must admit, I still can't recall how I did it. All I remembered was that I was darn hungry that morning and that grandma had sausages in her pocket... so I better do what she said! hehehe. So I did every command precisely, except one small moment when a scooter scooted up the carpark, I lost my concentration for awhile there. Other than that, I was perfect! My down stay test was a breeze as staying down was my favourite position! Too bad I do not have photos to show on that day as papa only took video of the whole event but not photos!

Hmm.. other than that, we just played a lot and ate a lot.. think I put on quite a bit of weight. :D
Because of my training, Kaizer gor also got to go to parks more often.. and with great grandma around, we got to walk the parks even more often.

Me sprinting towards food after hard training!

Kaizer Gor and Grandma.. hehe... obviously different interests..

Me and Gor resting...

Someone call SPCA!

2005-04-25T22:00:00.000+08:00

I had training again on Sunday. This time the lessons was abit funny. Grandma brought with her this metal chain.. which I thought was going to be my new leash. To my horror, the evil man (trainer) told the my grandma to throw the chain at me when i walk ahead of her!!! Evil man also say to pick up the chain when we are not paying attention... cmon... you think we are dumb??

But to my credit, I was paying as much as attention as I could on grandma such that she never had the chance to throw the chain at me.... well but for 2 times.. :D

It wasnt painful but just a shock.. actually it certainly had me more attentive.

If Gor were here, he would have barked at evil man! I think...

Insomnia

2005-04-22T11:29:00.000+08:00

Papa wake up early in the morning at 3am to watch soccer in the hall again. Normally I would just continue sleeping in the air-con room but next to the ajar door to make sure I still got line of sight with pa. But this time, I decided to take my place on the sofa next to him while he cheers his team on. Pa always make funny noises like "YES!" and "GOAL" or sometimes jumps from his seat and I can never get to sleep in peace. Not to mention, Cashew digging away in her cage behind me!

Somebody please tell her that there is no way she can burrow herself out of the cage!

Its ok i suppose, I can always sleep in the day. Not like I have to work. Just wonder how does pa do it.

My Algorithm

2005-04-20T15:34:00.000+08:00

I know I am not a computer student but papa did teach me a little bit about writing programs. So I attempted to write a little program about teaching old dogs new tricks. Here it goes:

if (grandma give command) {
   result=try_everything()
   while (!result) {
      result=try_everything()
   }
   eat_biscuit()
   happy_kaizer()
}

For those who dont understand the above...
if (grandma give command) is an event when grandma gives me a command.
try_everything() is me trying everything in my trick book regardless of what commands grandma gives.
If the result returns true( meaning I got it right), I will get a biscuit and I will be happy. If not I will execute try_everything() again.

Now... who is the smart dog. :D

At looong last...

2005-04-11T10:25:00.000+08:00

Finally, pa and ma decided to clean our cage. Grrr... everytime got toadstool already then they clean.
Now my cage so nice and clean. :D

Im the star student!

2005-04-11T00:09:00.000+08:00

Today was training day and I think im the smartest dog there!
I know how to sit automatically, even when the trainer kick a can around, I wasn't distracted! Bring gor here and he would be chasing the can already!
Today we learn new trick, but I got yanked hard to get into a down position, actually they could have just asked me. Im a smart dog you know?

Some pics at training today.

me posing for picture. I sit and stay very long... :D

me doing my runs.. remember.. never infront, always behind.. :D

me sitting proud

Teaching an old dog new tricks

2005-04-01T13:37:00.000+08:00

Finally I am back blogging. Nothing much has happened except that we contracted scabies and kobe is going for classes now.
Everyone seems to be praising Kobe now, saying he is smart and this and that. I try to learn new tricks but I always get distracted and nervous, I do not know why. Once I followed Kobe for class and then saw so many dogs and humans that I got nervous and started sweating till my beard was all wet! Sigh... I wonder when will people start praising me for being intelligent...
I guess you really cannot teach an old dog new tricks, but papa always say "Good Boy!" to me and I guess that is enough.
Till then, I will just follow Kobe on his errands and get my share of biscuits too from grandma. :D Im quite intelligent after all eh...

Quill is so cool, Walker so uncool

2005-01-28T13:49:00.000+08:00

Pa and me were watching the DVD showing photos of the life of this labrador called Quill. Im telling you he is so cool, he can be my gor gor anytime! Quill leads his blind master everywhere... cross road, stop at traffic light and doesnt get distracted at all! So cool right?
I want to be like Quill! But i dunno why i keep getting distracted by silly birds... but i know how to cross roads! One year ago, I cross many roads and arrived at marymount all by myself!
Pa also tell me walker di has been very naughty and aunty lish very very very angry and want to skin walker and make walker carpet! Walker di, you must be good boy ok? Dun be so destructive or you will whole day be in jail.

Pa say humans learn alot from caring for us... hmm.. aunt lish learning perserverance i suppose.. :D

Hay Thief

2005-01-26T20:52:00.000+08:00

Somebody had better tell Kobe that hay is for rabbits! When pa left them alone at home, kobe climbed on my cage and stole my hay... he actually eats hay! What kind of dog eats hay.. grrrrrrr...

And if that wasnt bad enough, he peed on the remaining hay he scattered across the floor!! I thought he was neutered!!!!

PA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drowsy....

2005-01-21T23:35:00.000+08:00

Funny I feel drowsy today.... I feel funny when I sit down... I only remember papa bring me funny place....

Summer Camp!

2005-01-14T10:49:00.000+08:00

Papa surprised me and Gor one day when he brought home byblos and biquini for the weekend! What fun we had! To be honest, Byblos wasnt much fun, he just sits all day in the kitchen and is always slow to everything! I did not have the best of starts with Biquini too when she started grabbing my bone and my toys and my favourite door stopper! But soon we were having a swell time chasing each other and muching treats from grandma.
Gor did not have a fun time i reckon, he spent most of the time trying to avoid all of us, especially Biquini who for some reason, keeps snarling at Gor. Biqui grrr... then I grr at Biqui.. then she snatch my bone, then i jumped on her.... while Byblos sits with his leg open and Gor just go to papa there and lie down. FUN FUN FUN!
Time passess so quickly when you are having fun I guess, I dont remember much of time spent with pa or ma or grandma, just that they were always scolding us and cleaning pee around the house. They do not know who did it.. hehehe.. shhh.. so we will keep it a secret.. im not selling out any of us.
When we go down for walks, Byblos and Biqui only walk on the pavement! I keep telling them theres a lot of pee to sniff or on the grass, but they dont want. Chey!
We hardly slept at night too, we ran from room to room disturbing playing catching and secret agent.
Did I mention i was always first to every ball when pa is playing fetch with us? I am so proud of myself. Byblos and Biqui are not much challenge anyway, they are always a tad slower and Gor always lets me have the ball when i bite his beard... so I win everytime!
We also went for excursions to the playground where we met auntie vivian who gave us treats!

Since its always summer here, can we have more summer camps?? please???

See Gor's face? He not happy!

See? Me first to every ball! You can hardly see Byblos and Biqui!

Pa squeezed all of us babies on a small chair!

Me trying to impress Biqui with flips... she doesnt look impressed huh..

Taking a short break before we dashed around again!

Treats at the park!

We got presents!

2005-01-06T23:08:00.000+08:00

Thank you Auntie Vivian for the treats! When you bringing brenzel to play with us again? We promise to be gentle to him.

Happy 2005

2005-01-01T14:53:00.000+08:00

Happy 2005 everyone! This is my first New Year! *woof*!

Pa again video-ed us this morning! *grrr*
But lucky I wasn't the one who poopooed at home! Ha, It was gor! caught on camera first! He started it! He poo, then I pee! Hahah.

Groom and peeps

2004-12-28T18:59:00.000+08:00

Pa brought us to uncle mark for our grooming....reluctantly, we went. ...

when pa picked us up, we went to ma's place...but she not home! pa said she working. then how come pa no need to work? *hmmm*poor ma. cannot play with us.

so we waited and waited for her to come home....then kobe did the unthinkable. he peed on ma's pants on the bed~ He said that will bring ma home quick. true!
when pa brought us down for the walk, ma was home when we came back!

but ma didnt seem that happy leh...cos she had to change bedsheets too.....

Growing boy!

2004-12-26T14:05:00.000+08:00

Pa tell me I am growing up, cos I dropped my first milk tooth.
He say he will put under my bed so tooth fairy will visit me. Hope tooth fairy will bring treats for me!

Pictures!

2004-12-25T18:12:00.000+08:00

This is me with kobe and byblos, taken when byb came to play with us the last time.

The two young ones

No party

2004-12-25T18:01:00.000+08:00

What video? I was just anxious to have pa back home...

Pa say no more Xmas party, cos he is sick. Hmm? But luckily pa still can bring us down for our walks and feed us. Walker kai-di, joy, byblos and biquini are sick too...

So we all miss party. But at least pa is home. Eh. grandma not around. How come? *confused woof*

Caught on camera

2004-12-25T17:52:00.000+08:00

Talk about sneaky. Pa placed a video cam in the house to record our every move while he went out awhile.
Lucky I didnt do anything wrong this time!
Pa and ma had a gd laugh at gor, cos he was the gan cheong spider prancing around the house, while i was the cool cucumber. *happy woof*

Today, ma tried to distract me while I was having dinner! Like Byblos and Biquini, I growl and ignored her, continue eating! I am focused, ok! *growl*
After finishing mine, I went to check gor's dish. He finished his bowl too! Hey, how come he didn't save some for me!?

Ah but then?

2004-12-15T10:49:00.000+08:00

Of course I am going!!!! *yelp yelp*!

a good end.

2004-12-15T10:43:00.000+08:00

Papa tell me he bringing me to Xmas party! He say got lots of other dogs. I don't know who but definitely Walker, Joy, Byblos and Biquini.I wonder if Zubees my beloved will be there. Hmm..I think kobe is going too. I hope he behaves himself. Else I will get it too. I don't understand why papa scold me when we pee at home. I thought rules have changed and I can pee at home?

Papa also tell me he will bring me to beach after Xmas. But, I don't really like to swim....

And he sending me for my grooming with uncle Mark the next day. Hmmm, is it time already? Papa keep laughing and call me "ah-neh". How come?

Away message

2004-12-15T10:40:00.000+08:00

We are currently vacationing at Toh Tuck and will respond to your calling when we return. Please stock up on those treats that we love.

Thank you.

Terrors @ Bishan

2004-11-14T14:09:00.000+08:00

Whee! Papa is back!!
Papa read Auntie's blog (http://penguinsperfect.blogspot.com)and found out we weren't exactly angels at their place.
But but but, all I wanted to do was to sleep with them! That's what grandma and papa let me do all the time. It was Kobe who was the naughty one, puking all over. Erh.... so I peed, but I only wanted to mark my place.

Thank you to Auntie and Uncle for taking us in, we promise to behave the next time round.

That's me!

2004-10-25T21:55:00.000+08:00

That's me! That's me! Kobe Cheng!

Friendly weekend!

2004-10-25T21:05:00.000+08:00

Its been so long since I last blogged, cos I was too busy guarding my alpha male position at The Chengs Household. Papa bring home a brother for me named Kobe. Or so I think that's his name,cos they keep calling him that. Then they tell me i'm his "gor-gor" and must learn to play with him. Hmmmm, but Kobe is so naughty u know? He likes to nip my beard! And cos he still so small his beard not long enough, I can't nip back. So unfair right?
And he is a whiner! He whines when he thinks no one is around. AS gor gor I have tried telling him that I have tried barking but they still won't come back and bring me out with them. But he still won't listen...
Back to nipping...so we have this habit of wrestling, its not exactly my fault but kobe keeps wanting to nip at me so i retaliate and i pin him down. I'm bigger, of course! Hey, but its FUN but can get tiresome sometimes cos Kobe just won't give up! Papa and mama sometimes watch us and laugh.
And one thing I dont get it is, Kobe can pee and poo at home.but I can't? I got to do it downstairs? Not fair, so I decided I should pee and poo at home too! And even at walker's house.
Anyway, papa and mama brought us both to Sentosa beach last Saturday. It was ..erh....ok. It was our first swimming experience. Not that I like. But with papa with me in water, i definitely feel safer! Then walker, joy and her small brood joined us - byblos, biquini and buttercup!
And after the swim, papa brought bybos back home! Pa! thats too many for me to handle! One Kobe is enough!! Luckily Byblos is a very very good boy. Papa, can I have him as my brother instead!??
Then mama's friend came to visit us and we made a new friend - Brenzer. Hmm. but Brenzer always hide from us and only want to sit on sofa...

Missed a feast, did I??

2004-08-08T23:59:00.000+08:00

Ice cream?Jell-o? Where? Did I miss this?
hmmm.....but nevermind, the new pellets papa brought back was a real treat! More variety of stuff..*yum*

And grandma is back! We get our afternoon biscuit treat!*Yay*!

It is wonderful!

2004-08-08T23:49:00.000+08:00

Been long time since I can blog...

but you know basically, my life is just wait at home for papa to come home. Unlike walker god-bro who goes to have fun @ Petzstuff and make many friends. He want to teach me to bounce off wall! huh? What is that? I only respond to 'LEASH'!

I do have fun at home,you know? But I still miss papa and I love to greet him at the door and do my 'welcome dance'!

It is wonderful being me! I have two homes, and two grandmas to feed me treats! Yesterday mama bring me to gatecrash Lailing Jie's party. Heehee, I still not know why she won't play with me. . . But the point is, I get to eat ice cream cake and jell-o! *yum yum*

Oh, did I say I like mama's house? Cos I get to peepee and poopoo at the carpark and not at grass patch! My favourite spot in front of the lift door. Sometimes I like to poo at mama's room too! Erh..but I usually get a spank at the backside when I do this....

Toh Tuck grandma was behaving strangely though. She keep blocking me with this hula hoop and keep saying 'kaizer come kaizer come'. But that hoop is blocking me! How to go? *scratch head*

What a day!

2004-07-29T23:35:00.000+08:00

Hmmm...strange...I feel so groggy the whole day and yesterday too!

I remember pa bringing me to this place yesterday and I gave him a 'I just had my grooming last month and I am not shabby yet' look. Then this guy caged me up....And next thing I know. I was in car and ma was sitting with me patting me saying I'm a brave boy.
What did I do? Save someone? How come I don't remember? And why am I so sleepy?

I then sleep and sleep and I dreamt I pee pee in room...And then Pa and Ma was around the whole day with me! Although I kept sleeping...And then pa surprised me with ice cream!*yum yum*

Pa and Ma even brought me to their band practise, when they will usually leave me at home. And it was fun exploring the band room.

Oh and it feels a little cool down there...must tell pa not to bring me to that groomer again. He shaved off my under-belly! *woof*

Its time!

2004-07-25T16:21:00.000+08:00

Pa, erh....it's time to clear our shit. Toilet is full already. While you are at it, can you clean the floor too? Its soaked with cashew's urine and her fur.
*twitch mouth* She is such a messy housemate. Can I request for a change?

Where is mine?

2004-07-25T16:19:00.000+08:00

Pa, where is my ice cream?

Joyride

2004-07-25T16:12:00.000+08:00

Pa and ma brought me on a joyride on my birthday - July 22. It was to a park far away from home, I think. I hear ma laughing and saying pa cannot drive and talk at same time cos keep taking wrong turn? Hmm. It was a long journey and I got bored and tried to trick my way to sit with ma in front. Always work. *wink*.I then tred to ask pa let me drive. But he said NO. Hmmm...back to sitting with ma. *dopey face* Even this won't work on pa.*Are we there yet??*

Pa let me off leash and I happily run ahead of them. Then ma shout - CAT CAT! I was like...where where? I wanna play! Then pa leash me! huh? Cat only and i can't even see where kitty is!!

Pa surprise me with a birthday treat! A cup of ice-cream all to myself!! *glee*
Pa is the best! But its a small cup. Must tell pa to by bigger one next time....

Weeeee! Today can watch circus!

2004-07-18T17:24:00.000+08:00

Papa won't let me use his laptop to blog. I promised I won't drool over the keyboard.But I got to make it a quick one.

I can't wait for the night to come! Papa say got circus show to watch! I love to watch these stuntmen in action! Just like my godbrother loves chow yuen fatt!

Papa and mama eat strawberry icecream and papa wont let me eat. But tohtuck grandma let me lick the spoon!kekek. *yum*

Then i put on my most endearing face and stare hard at papa, pleading with my eyes...and it works! HAH!

Will update more later. I go eat my haagen dazs liao. Cocoa can go eat his hagen pellets for all I care... kekeke. :D

Later I got to pester Lailing jie to play with me. Not know why everytime I want to play, she scream and stand on top of sofa. *hmmmm*

Love,
Kaizer

So busy So busy!

2004-07-16T11:45:00.000+08:00

These few days papa so busy, no time to turn on the computer for me to do my blogging! Yesterday papa came back with this purple liquid and begin spraying my beard with it! Hai, their vain attempts to keep me beard clean and shiny.. keke..

My beard shine wat... shine with grime!! :D

Me got a lot of durian to eat these few days becasue grandma buy lotsa durian! Weeeee! Papa dunno how much I eat becasue he is not home. kekekeke.

Ok lah...me got to go take my nap.

Ciao,
Kaizer Cheng

Hay Alas!

2004-07-11T22:51:00.000+08:00

Papa bought the nice green hay for us.

Yum!

Cashew

Party!

2004-07-11T22:41:00.000+08:00

Today we celebrated Marilou's birthday and we had The Su Family and Adele at our party! We had chiken wings, pizza, spaghetti and fried brinjals! Well, what am I talking about, of course I had none of those! All I had were 2 kids harrassing me the whole time.

But Grandma did feed me some chicken underneath the table... shhh... Dun think papa saw that!

Im so tired after running away from those kids... Yawnz... Sigh, its monday again tomorrow... Why am I sighing anyway? Well at least papa is sighing...

Night!
Kaizer

I hate bathing!

2004-07-10T23:33:00.000+08:00

I bathed today. Papa for some reason decided to leave me soaked in that black colour shampoo for a longer while! I hate being wet, and I hate those drying sessions sitting on the washing machine! Grrrrr....

Today I also went to mama's house. I frightened Lailing jie jie again... kekekeke. :D

Ok, me go sleep, and mess up my beard again.

Night,
Kaizer.

Kaizer, fetch Cocoa!

2004-07-10T23:29:00.000+08:00

To my horror today, Grandma commanded Kaizer,"Fetch Cocoa!". Have you seen how he fetches the tennis balls and the bones?? I sure do not want my fur to be soaked with his saliva!

Today we got a long run outside our cages, cashew ran and ran, leaving her fur everywhere... oh boy is papa gonna get a big scolding again.

Oh yah, papa finally cleaned our hutch today. :D We can begin building our shit castle again! Weeeee!

Ta!
Cocoa Potato

Ticks!

2004-07-09T22:11:00.000+08:00

Today Grandma found a giant tick on me! She scold papa why never put frontline on me. Hehe. Papa put frontline every 15th of the month, who is to know not yet 15th and got these ticks on me already! Must be the damp weather and the frequent puddle splashing sessions I get!

Oh yah, did nothing today but wait for my family to return to me. Hehehe.

Now that they are all home, I can go rest now... Should it be Grandma's room or papa's room tonight... hmmmm....

Love,
Kaizer

Eh, I think you forgot to give us our crackers today.

2004-07-09T13:20:00.000+08:00

How come all hay this morning?
Where is our crackers?
Grrrr...

I hope grandma lets us run in the house today, I got to go find those wires.

hungry,
Cashew

I get to blog too!

2004-07-09T12:36:00.000+08:00

Kaizer gor told me I can blog too! I spent the whole of this week wondering 2 things:

1) When Cashew mei mei will stop moulting.
Cashew is shedding an immense amount of fur! No thanks to her huge body size! Me gonna choke on furball sooner or later! Maybe its the cream crackers we eat every morning.

2) When Papa will clean my hutch.
Please Papa, my hutch is damn smelly already. Plus the fact that cashew is digging up all my shit is not helping either.

Ok, thats all my grievances for today.

Ta!
Cocoa Potato

Papa force me to blog... :(

2004-07-09T12:06:00.000+08:00

Papa force me to blog... :(

Papa tell me everybody got blog, even my walker godbrother got a blog, so I must have one. Chey. What has a dog like me got anything to blog about? I can probably just have one blog and repeat it for everyday!

Lets see, for today ....
I spent my whole day today waiting for my family to come home to me! I missed them so much!!

for tomorrow...
I spent my whole day today waiting for my family to come home to me! I missed them so much!!

for the day after...
I spent my whole day today waiting for my family to come home to me! I missed them so much!!

Papa always say I'm a needy dog and have been trying holistic treatments on me but all i become is more needy!

Ok, enough for today, got to go read my book on how to stay black.

Ciao,
Kaizer